Coworker 1: I’m glad there are people that like / enjoy / want to be in the military. Because I’m not one of them. It just wouldn’t fit for me.
Me: That’s how I feel about middle school teachers. Seriously, God bless ’em!
Coworker 2: Better hope they never get so short on teachers that the institute a draft.
Me: “Seventh grade P.E.”? Noooo!!!!
(Teachers around the world – of all grade levels – you are incredible human beings. Respect.)