Coworker: I spent all day yesterday reading about confidentiality laws.
Me: Which ones? Like, all confidentiality laws everywhere?
Coworker: Just Colorado. I’m glad we didn’t become a state until 1876; older states like Pennsylvania probably have way more laws I’d have to read.
Me: “Colorado: thank goodness we’re not Delaware.” (Delaware is the oldest state.)
Coworker: Maybe we should propose they put that on license plates.